ZOMG!!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!
Calling all allies for reinforcements, the roflwaffles from planet "BBQ" have invaded Collin County. They hit a main water vain in space in Allen. Today at 2000 hours (8pm) marks the end of civilization as we know it. The BBQians made a precision strike with the quad laser on Collin County's main water vain, causing all of the water in the area to be gone for the peoplezzz of Allen, thus making the whole world into a desert, thus making everything just like Mad Max Beyond Thunder Dome. :o OH NOES!!11111
Well after looking at many pictures of Christian Bale, I have concluded that we will all look like him and be cool yeah............. ZOMG!!1111 I have decided to start a street gang called something.... we will patrol around places with clothing like in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome and have machine guns and be badass and stuff and we will freerun alot.
General bob and his army have already responded to our call! Join them now and save Collin County.
We found 8OOO+ papers containing the following!!!!!11 ZOMG!111