Your RESPONSABLITY as a reader on my blog…


When you sit down at your computer and think to yourself, “I know! I want to do something entertaining and exitining,” then you think for a while and there it is the perfect idea:

“I know what I should do, I should go to House of Reaktor Blog and read sometimes intellectual or even humorous posts, then I should kindly leave a comment telling the hardworking individual who put so much time into the post what I thought of the post, and not some extremely gay Xanga-style comment!”

What you have just read is an actual conversation that a reader had with him/herself, this is not a joke. Apon finishing reading a post on a blog you automatically take the responsibility to leave a thoughtful comment explaining your synopsis of what you previously read, and in most cases under a court of law, nothing else.

When people comment on Xangas, with multiple one word comments that when linked together create a poorly constructed sentence, it makes me want to rip out they’re eyes so they can never see the great glare of a computer moniter. This image also helps show how I feel.

Image courtesy of the Ant-Man

ZOMG!!!! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!

Calling all allies for reinforcements, the roflwaffles from planet "BBQ" have invaded Collin County. They hit a main water vain in space in Allen. Today at 2000 hours (8pm) marks the end of civilization as we know it. The BBQians made a precision strike with the quad laser on Collin County's main water vain, causing all of the water in the area to be gone for the peoplezzz of Allen, thus making the whole world into a desert, thus making everything just like Mad Max Beyond Thunder Dome. :o OH NOES!!11111

Well after looking at many pictures of Christian Bale, I have concluded that we will all look like him and be cool yeah............. ZOMG!!1111 I have decided to start a street gang called something.... we will patrol around places with clothing like in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome and have machine guns and be badass and stuff and we will freerun alot.

General bob and his army have already responded to our call! Join them now and save Collin County.

We found 8OOO+ papers containing the following!!!!!11 ZOMG!111

Images courtesy of Ebay and IMDB and ZORT ZOMG the 5th.

Ripping off the Golden Corral.

Saturday night me and Ty went to the celebration thing with my parents, well afterwards at 11 my parents and some friends of thiers, we all went to whataburger in mckinney. Well when me and Ty finished our food, my parents and friends were still carrying on convos etc. well Ty and I decided to hit up some PK on a little run I spotted as we pulled up, well we wound up doing it and getting on top of the roof of the neigboring building, golden corral. Well we wound up jumping off, then we were walking back into the whataburger when a county sherrif pulls up around the corner, about 30 seconds after we got down..... so he is about to pull up by us *nosirenes or lights* for curfue most likely, by now Ty was freaking out, I told him I would do all the talking, well luckily my mom was getting some air so went over by her to dodge the curfue problem, and the guy asked us if we saw anyone trying to break into the golden corral, we said no, and he continued to circle around and check the place. Somone called the cops saying that we were breaking into the golden corral.

Andrew.

Xanga = A Sorry Excuse

Well my friends, as you probably know if you have some sort of brain, you know that I have made the well deserved switch to BlogSpot from Xanga. If you didn't know.... I never really liked Xanga. Not that I had anything against Xanga itself, (I was actually well put-together) but the community which commited to Xanga. The way that I saw it was that most all of the people who used Xanga was to make pointless documentations of there "life" for other people to read and leave comments on. Apparently alot of people rate themselves on how many comments they get? It also turns out that these are the people who have friends that post comments to them everyday that include (everytime) the same phrase such as "OMG UUu R LIk s000 PRetty1!1," or "OMGSHSS!! I <333>

Shit like that makes me want to scoop out my eyes and replace them with Cadbury Eggs. (The compulsive crap that todays youth is puppeted into thinking by the bigshots.)

How is that for my first blogger post?
Andrew